THE FIERY PITS OF MORDOR

2004-05-19T07:16:00.000-07:00

Fine fine, I'll write a blog
but just this one time OK?
cuase I have work to do.....yep
Ive got places to go and people to see
.................
yep so much to......do
so.....you like stuff?
me too
gotta go.................
im so lonely

todah rabbah

2004-05-18T13:20:00.000-07:00

Holy crap I can't believe my face
Its just about over
and what to do with all the time?
learn some mishna
or maybe get a job
No....get a job
okay deal
but what about life itself?

(THIS IS SHTUS)

thankyou very much (in an ANDY KOFFMAN voice)

2004-05-18T07:18:00.000-07:00

and another story befolds itself upon my fell......
hi

ok so I had this concert and it was going to be good but somehitng returned.
THE GASHMICE
ALL FEAR THE EVIL AND WRETCHED GASHMICE WHOSe SOLE PURPOSE IS TAKE YOU DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

luckily the sounds coming from my vocal box scared those creatures away.
(note to self: I think I found a repelent)

well, if you guys know any ways of avoiding/reppellng gahmice (gashmiyus)
please comment
thanks for the love

2004-05-13T14:47:00.000-07:00

Ah, my good freinds the summer is here.
I love it. it makes me feel so good. But i like iced tea you know? Shtaigin with the ol' Iced Tea. Thats what my godfather always told me.
Ok but last summer I made a fight movie and it was great!
You can see it here: www.kesharim.org/fight.wmv
If anyone is here between june 1 and agaust 13 and wants to be in a movie, fee free to comment and I will get back to you if I understand how
thanks for the thanks...thanks

2004-05-10T14:07:00.000-07:00

Well Hello there
I just wanted you all to know that there is a wide spread of Gashmice in a school known as, oh, lets just say CHAM? sure
I was lloking in the halls and these young and prissy prissy girls were just being the way they are...like I cant even say it anymore
My freinds, we must fight the temptations of Gashmice.
If you need help, please contact your local Rabbi
Thanky you

2004-05-09T07:41:00.000-07:00

Lishana HaBah Biyirushalayim.
Just for the record.....
thanks

2004-05-07T10:24:00.000-07:00

Ok, this is for serious.
I know you have all been thinking that I am on the path to insanity. But te truth is. I am just insacure. and as an insacure person, I have the right of way (if I was a car) to make a left turn, and by left turn I mean right shtuus. Im sorry for the problems I may have caused to your retnas.
Thanks a bunch

2004-05-05T10:44:00.000-07:00

OK HERE IS HOW YOU PLAY POKER
Get a good hand. But dont bet too much, becuase, you know what happens then. Ok so you put in like.....5 bucks or something.
then money rolls in...baby.....oh yeah
thanks

2004-05-05T07:08:00.000-07:00

Blazing with the Devil:
Ok...So I saw this guy right? Wrong. He was Hi-like-mon-kite. I dodn't know what to think of it. But I did it anyhow. I took the nine-irion. And I threw it like the wind. It him square in the ram. He cried to me, "please sir, may I have some more?" No
Shank...u

2004-05-05T07:04:00.001-07:00

To my dearest Lady:
Well, I know what you feel. About me. Its ok. But Ill be gone soon, and my soul will go beyond the...yonder. Hier today, gone tommorow. That is what life is all about. Now take thy staff and run like the wild-fires of calcuta. Thanky you for everyone.

2004-05-05T07:04:00.000-07:00

2004-05-04T06:54:00.000-07:00

Well welll welll here we are again in this lovely land of Riri Popo and once again we are feeling ourselves in the heppy pants. So we went down, as ignorant as babylicious ballchinians and there it was ya know? so we get on stage and this guys like " hey man i dont fall for no banana in the tailpipe! and" off he tramples with our drumcyclettes. So the leevie mister is all "hey man...what do you! YOU!" so we all go in and were jumping and squashing the bangledash but no no no no no they have to take our life suites and be all "ah ah ah my name is jonny jonny. and you know what ???! jonny likes to sing and dance jonny likes to poo poo pants. arg?" so we play the triple sing sang patty patty and then, we play the show...for yoU! (point at you) and thats when things really got gastrointestinal...thank you for your 10 X patty farm...signed....lindiqueen of america aka dr x poo.

2004-05-04T06:47:00.000-07:00

I was egged a couple days ago by these grade eighters. This would not stand...so I grabbed my trsusty nine-iron..well actually it was an aluminum bat...and chased those mothers down. I caught one. I was pissed. The little scoundrel bagan to cry." dont hurt me. Ill do anything. please" whoa,
I felt tough, like the big bully in county. Although I did not act on my power.
And I let the kid free because it was shabbos. And everyone knows, shabbos takes presidence. well, If I started killing him, I would be able to call the po-leece becuase it was pikuach nephesh.. Tankyou for your time

2004-04-27T08:22:00.000-07:00

do you wonder what happened to all them "real" cartoons; like samurai pizza catz, ninja turtles, mandle-bomb, and of course, the GI Joe, oh yeah, and um, you know that show with all the super-heroes, and they are all like, "Hi, come on to my face."
well, I do! You see, I lived my life by these shows,....and now? I mean, what is there to my life other thatn real life? You know? Too much reality TV can alter ones brain pattern, and convert them into regular fits of insanity. But dont take my word for it...(eats a rabbit).
well, I guess we all learned a valuable lesson. When you have access to writing about stuff that doesn't even make sense, take advantage of it. thank you..............